To all old and new followers, here's some things you should know about how I roll on Twitter:
1. @wizardoftodd deals with anything I may be interested in. You will probably find the topics I tweet about most are: Atheism, Anti-Theism, First Ammendment issues, some Second Ammendment issues, LGBTQ rights and (on occasion) science and math education.
This does not mean I exclusively tweet about those subjects. However, those are the ones you are most likely to see.
2. I DO NOT do any of the #teamfollowback nonsense. I assume you are following me because you find my tweets interesting.
That does not mean I won't follow you back. If you want me to follow you, you might want to strike up a conversation with me. That's the best way to get me to follow you.
3. I usually do not follow people I have had a conversation with right away. I usually do follows when I do my #ff list on Fridays. I use "Follow Friday Helper" and set it to all activity. The only ones I don't seem to be able to follow are the ones who did the one button retweet of myself and vice versa. I must confess, I am too lazy to go through my entire #ff list (which can be long) and make sure I am following everyone on it.
4. If I shout you out on my #ff list and you find I am not following you, feel free to ask for a follow. Just say you were on my list and I will follow you.
5. Spammers are reported to Twitter after I check the alleged spammer's profile. If your account does not match the profile of a spam account, I will ask you to change your password.
6. I use the following words: shit, piss, fuck, mother-fucker, pussy, snatch, dick, cock, tits, ass, ass hole, damn, god damn, god damn mother-fucker, dildo, vibrator, three-fingered wonder-weasel, sybian, cum, squirting, red wings etc. If any of these words insult you, you know where the unfollow button is.
7. I reserve the right to post links to pictures of my grand children, parents, sibblings, nieces, nephews and pets.
8. I enjoy debates and am quite willing to engage in them. I debate how I am debated against. Do note, my best friend once said I "Thrive on conflict". Take that as you will.
9. I reserve the right to unfollow you at a moments notice without any warning. If you decide to unfollow me, just hit the unfollow button. Anyone making an announcement about it will have their tweet re-tweeted and I will block their account.
10. Threats will be reported to the proper authorities.
11. I'm really not as much of a dick on Twitter as this blog post would make it appear. ;-)
